While scouting around for some wheels to fit a media trolley I’m building, I came upon this unmissable offer:

Needless to say, I ordered a pack of four forthwith.
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And God said: “Let there be wheels on all the animals on the land, that they may dash back and forth with ease” and there were wheels, but lo, the wheels withered on the animals as no humours could sustain them for they were not of the body, neither were they connected to the body.
So it came to pass that all the wheeled beasts of the earth perished in horrible agony and they screamed to the Lord.
And the Lord heard their lament and saw that it was not good.
And so God gave up on the wheel, that had brought so much suffering to the world and instead created the tentacle.
And God looked at the tentacle and no wailing issued forth from the squid and the octopus an the nautilus and the jellyfish.
And God saw that it was good, and God decided not to mention the wheel ever again, as long as beasts traverse the land and instead he took credit for what squirmeth in the sea with limbs attached to their heads.
And so the morning and the evening were the 5th day, but it didn’t count, so he reran the 5th day again.
Genesis 12: 53
Yours is the most sublime comment ever posted on this blog.
I bow before your greatitudeness, Mr. Putnik.